What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?