If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?