How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are ghosts always single?