How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What do naked fish play with?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What does the sun drink out of?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?