What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?