What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which princess is best suited for winter?