What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
If you need help building an ark...
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?