What's a dog's favorite city?
New Yorkie.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?