What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where does the president keep his razor?