What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
You're such a beefcake!
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a tired tree?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?