What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?