Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?