What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?