What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do cubes make great referees?