What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of bird can write?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?