Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do you grill cheese?
What animal floats best?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?