Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
It was a howling success!
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
