Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which elf is the best singer?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?