What siblings are always sad?
The Blues Brothers.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?