What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do frogs get to work?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
