Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do baseball players love bowling?