What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
It's allergy season again?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?