What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Starburst®.
What kind of bird can write?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are goats so funny?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?