What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What bird is always sad?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do mice bring on a picnic?