Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Things were getting heated.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?