What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?