What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What nationality are most fish?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?