What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What day do hands always go to church?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which insect makes the best father?