What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?