What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?