How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are goats so funny?