Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?