What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a crate of ducks?