Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do bees say in the summer?