How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
You whip out the doggy paddle.
Why was the horse so happy?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a table you can eat?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How did the pirate call his mother?