What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?