What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?