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What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
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What car can you only see twice a year?
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Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
When does a horse talk?
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