What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?