How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What day never takes itself seriously?