What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do minions always put in their salads?