What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How are mountains able to see?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?