Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do you get kids to do something?