What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
What was the first animal in space?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do you measure a millennial?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?