Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
When should you start writing a book?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?