Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animal floats best?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is blue and not heavy?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?