What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are cars magic?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It's allergy season again?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?