What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a forklift?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?