Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?