What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?